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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’d rather deal with my hemorrhoids than eat an elephant, you monster.