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The Economist has killed satire (files.catbox.moe)

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https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2023/10/30/what-a-third-world-war-would-mean-for-investors

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I really want a prescription to Animals Monthly. That’s sounds fucking sick. I love animals. I love months. Edit:don’t you dare correct me. This ain’t fucking Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zoobooks!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit. I forgot all about zoo books. I’m 38. I remember those goddamn things and they were just as awesome in person as they were on the infomercials

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eat three elephants and one snake daily. If you're still getting stomachaches, call me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’d rather deal with my hemorrhoids than eat an elephant, you monster.

[–] bingbong 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

*subscription 🤓

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Goddamnit!

[–] bingbong 1 points 2 years ago

😎