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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (6 children)

13x28 is 364, what about the 365th day?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just make it into a big holiday that doesn’t take place on any official day of the week, it’s just its own thing existing outside the normal structures of modern life.

Or, we could ignore it and enjoy the confusion as the seasons slowly drift into different months as an effort to hide the increasingly obvious signs of climate change.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If we're gonna do that let's just make it a five day holiday and a 360 day year. 360 is a much more convenient number than 364, you can make it ten 36 day months of four nine day weeks or twelve 30 day months of three ten day weeks.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think they tried that around the French revolution and the paris commune used it. It didn't stick around because we're not allowed to have nice things

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The glib, history-as-storybook reason I heard was that they didn't bother or think to to rework the almanacs, so all the very necessary work of food production was still using old calendar. Kinda hard to stick to a new calendar when your cheese and bread is still marked by the old one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always assumed it had to do with the difficulty of using a different calendar than all your neighboring countries, but I don't really know

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, they're the reason we have the metric system. Well, them and Napoleon. If they had been able to prove the new calendar as useful, it would have spread with him.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They clearly didn’t do enough public executions to make these changes stick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or 12 months with 30 days in the month and the week is five days + holiday week which doesn't fall within a month.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

You decide when that is yourself. If you're having a rough day and you can't be arsed? You take the 365th. It's like a yearly "grandparents funeral".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I independently came up with the 13 x 28 idea to align monthly things like bills to weekly things like paychecks.

My solution was to make that odd day a holiday and celebrate the really awesome, cool, and good-looking dude that came up with this new calendar. (Me)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is no worse than leap day. Far better than 73 five day months.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why not five 73 day months? Thinking outside the box here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

A great point. I had thought we would want to make a bunch. However, even the Caesars ran out of steam renaming months.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

What if we also made all of those months October, so that we can have Halloween 5 times a year instead of once?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

To make this work, you'd have to add the detail of having a leap week every 6 years or so, sometimes every 5 years.

Remember, a solar year is about 365.24 Earth days.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every year has 1-2 intercalary days that aren't part of any month.

The problem is then that your months slowly drift out of alignment with the moon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

That is the day we give our offerings to the ancient ones