Volcel police can't arrest me, I have diplowlmatic immunity 
I am sick of conservative weenies saying tattoos are ugly or self-mutilation or whatever. They're dorks, losers, dweebs even. Tattoos are ART. Hot, sexy ART. Anyone who says otherwise is a repressed nerdlinger that needs to remove the broom from their ass. I see a dude with some sweet tattoos and I'm like damn he's pretty as shit.
Don't want 'em but it's none of my business what a person chooses to do with their own skin.
Except for calf tattoos....ewww
straight up thought you were talking about cattle branding for a second there