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I'm sitting in my office currently. there are like 200 lcd monitors in my eyeline right now.
however, the crowd of people around me might do something if i just start swinging given the wtf reaction would be high.
so i'm walking straight over to the lifts and going to the carpark. would take be 1-2 mins to get down there.
second option that just came into my head: i'm sure someone in my immediate vicinity smokes, so i could get a lighter and light the oar on fire. this would trigger the smoke alarms and sprinklers, the water would then presumably destroy nearly all of the hundreds of monitors, dell docks, laptops and the proper IT dev pcs/internal environment servers on our floor. not as cathartic, but an efficient win i guess