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How much property damage could you do given 10 minutes and a wooden oar? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You have 10 minutes before the cops arrive. If you break 50k they have to let you go, no questions asked.

What's your plan?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

50k is easy. Run across the field behind my house to the hospital parking lot and dent the bodywork on like two Rivians.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or most any fiberglass/plastic trim panels on a Mercedes, BMW, or higher-end Audi. Hell, a wooden oar could make short work of the body panels on a Corvette.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

If I find the executives' cars I could do 100k in a single swing ez