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How much property damage could you do given 10 minutes and a wooden oar? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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You have 10 minutes before the cops arrive. If you break 50k they have to let you go, no questions asked.

What's your plan?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My current position is nearby a museum so I think I got this

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Before heading to the museum, call up all the peoples who have had artifacts from their history stolen, so once you start smashing display cases, they can take everything back to the places they belong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Better idea: call the wooden paddle the "Judgement of Solomon" and start compromising both-sides

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you running to the pottery section?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a technology museum so I'm going straight for the exposed tubing in their rocket graveyard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

man what a sound that'd make

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

kerbalexplosion.mp3