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No-code, scalable, serverless (lib.lgbt)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Serverless? Keep talking

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a

Wait that's wordpress

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?

Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?

Now i know it's a magazine!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I just wanna get fucked in the a

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

If you're coding php you're already fucked