When my daughter was 2 we went grocery shopping, she identified the Eggs and said "Eggs" and we were like "Good girl, yes those are Eggs." Then she said "Eggs!" and we said "We dont need any Eggs sweetheart." Which resulted in a banshee scream fest of "EEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS" for some reason as we rapidly tried to do the last few aisles and leave. I even went back and got a carton thinking "Fuck it, I can eat a few omelets to stop this tantrum" nope. "EGGS! EGGS! EGGS! EEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSS!"

And its never happened again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Started as a kid, and to this day if my Mom asks what I want for breakfast I say "eggs".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Children are such strange little creatures.