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I'm not Sinophobic or anything but when I think of China it scares me so much I flop over on my back like an opossum so the CCP believes I'm dead (hexbear.net)

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I will lay there on the ground with my belly exposed and my mouth open until the CCP loses mental interest in me. Sometimes multiple times per day. Why do they keep doing this to me?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Mao once hit me over the head with an abacus and all the beads came out and I slipped on them Home Alone style and then he laughed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Any time I see a tunnel I have to pull over and inspect it to make sure Xi Jinping didn't paint it on a mountain to trick me so that he could have a big ole roast dinner. So far it's just tunnels but you never know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition) in theaters & Stalin shouted "this prole eating beans" & everyone laughed.

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