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...today is the day to go after my boss with a thong....
I assume the footwear variety
That would make a satisfying thwacking sound, but the other kind would also be entertaining for boss shock value
You’re tho thilly
American or Australian
I suppose I could use one to fire the other at him...
Would you go the slice, the boomerang or the donk.
I 'd start with incoherent screaming, the rising from the desk with murder in my heart, then allow the natural backswing that followed to dictate the course of events.
Good choice.
Why stick with just one? Surely a cat of nine tails would be even more fun?
thwok-o-nine-thongs