this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2023
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A sign that the smartphone has reached maturity, I guess. People don't feel the imperative to upgrade any more. That's good for the planet!
Time to start development on rectal computers.
It's internet capable!
Does it have Bluetooth?
It's all about the vibration alert
Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)
Neuralink!
(Shudders)
Analink?
For an in depth analysis of your shit
Monitor your shit cycle with the new iFart
That could actually be useful (IBD gang)
Thats the fountain pen I keep in my butt
Isn't that essentially what that one chess player was accused of?
Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)
Wait.. a few days ago I read something about smart toilets using anal prints and internet connectivity. So rectal computers are not too far off.
I don't understand the use case of such an invention