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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I hate self-flushing toilets

9/10, they flush before I'm standing up and then I catch poo water on my behind disgost

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The upside is you're much less likely to walk into a stall with poop in the toilet

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like they should just have lids and they flush when you close the lid

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They should flush when you unlock the stall then.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They flush when I'm on them and shift in the slightest

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's how PIGPOOPBALLS happened tbh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

And when you actually want them to flush, good luck figuring out the exact sequence of the rain dance you must perform

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I have regained so much peace of mind since I realized I could drape toilet paper over the sensor.