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Does it make sense to keep shit up your ass? (lemmy.world)

submitted 20 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Since the intestines remove nutrients from shit, does it make sense to keep some shit up your ass? Is shoving your shit deeper up your ass with a flexible (probably rubbery) rod a decent survival strategy?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If you put someone else’s shit up your ass it improves your immune system.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

Only if it's good shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You can also get some of the shit donors sicknesses, so maybe consult someone before you ram shit you find up your ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve been collecting poop from anywhere I can find and jamming it up my ass. I have the immune system of 12 dogs, 3 cats, 14 chickens, a cow, and everyone who’s ever shit in a Porta potty on every job site I’ve ever been on. The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

The only thing I’ve ever got was pregnant.

Hol’up…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Pregnant ... with exactly how many different varieties of parasitic worm?