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Bleah, back to being cranky pants again today. Feeling bristly when people ask the prerequisite "what did you get up to on the weekend" and I don't have anything exciting to say like a fishing trip or running a marathon or whatever so they tune out anyway. I know it's a nicety but like I wish they round just skip the question, neither of us enjoy it at this point. And I don't actually want to hear about what most of my colleagues have gotten up to because it's not in my wheelhouse anyway and i can only feign interest for so long.
Ordinarily I'd just bury myself in work but we've run out of stuff to do and the only stuff left is some very very tedious document updating which I've already spent a lot of time on and I'm dying of boredom send help. Almost tempted to start chucking sickies...
It's the same with "how are you"? and the expectant answer always being "Good". It's rare that someone is genuinely interested, it's just the social norm. (FWIW, I'm always down to listen until you use me as a trauma dump and ignore me when I need an ear grumble grumble about askholes)
The crossing lady near my house as a teen.
Her: Good morning. How are you?
Me: Good thanks. Yourself?
Her: Not good. Last night......
Me: FUCK
Mum wanted to know why I was going to school so early. "To avoid her".
Worked in a grocery store during HS and uni. Always was friendly with customers, but at times (especially the elderly) would chew your ear off.
Now I understand they just wanted human contact and conversation but my stoned teenage brain did not.
One chap sticks out in my mind.....I was loading up the grape display and bloke comes over and starts off "Can't enjoy grapes anymore since my wife died a few years ago....."
How the fuck does one respond to that!!!!
Start by checking whether he is talking about actual grapes or the modern internet code-usage of grapes. Once he figures out what you are suggesting he could have been confessing to he will probably never want to speak to you again, and you can avoid getting into trouble by pretending to be traumatised by what you thought he was saying. #unethicallifeprotips
As this was about 25-30 years ago, it was definitely fruit related ๐