this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oooh... Now the bottom thing makes more sense. lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

oh thank goodness I'm not going insane ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read this and thought "the fuck you mean "done it once"?" Lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

homey wanted a trial run of titties but didn't wanna commit

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

taking a single dose of E as a treat is called "walking on eggshells"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

But still, estrogen is making me hot and sweaty so you were not entirely wrong :D