Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website "paper.wtf" I have never seen before with literally "meow" randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

me with @[email protected]

Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

I didn't need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can't have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she's 21 is HILARIOUS to me

I realized I was trans in middle school, i said something suicidal to my friend and he told on me. I never really talked to the therapists because my mom was very homophobic. I got put on antidepressants and suppressed my feelings so hard I can hardly remember my childhood.
5 years later my depression went into "full remission" couple of months before I came out. I then 180°d and got sent to the psych ward for suicide ideation this February.

The only thing that stopped me from killing myself is the realization that my cat would be rubbing against my body for pets in the ~10 hours it would take for my family to find me. I was planning to buy a knife after work but broke down in the bathroom.

water can taste either really bad, or like nothing
not water tastes consistently better than water

what about this one? https://youtu.be/V2u3dcH2VGM

I don't know anything about self driving, but I can't imagine why it would turn off right before a crash instead of keeping the breaks held

(also I know the drivers is a total idiot and it's 100% their fault, I just want to know why it turned off)

you wouldn't say that to his face, would you? 🥺

"enough dancing, get back to work."

omg I'm using this next time someone asks for my food

hi alt, I'm cottage-core

I don't like the execution, but it's good in concept