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[–] [email protected] -5 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Owning the rights to copy and distribute your own creative works = imperialism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Lemmy is the Napster demographic

[–] [email protected] 36 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Rofl. Imagine thinking I called out Metallica for taking down Napster alone.

Their shit's been used in DoD/weapons-contractor videos for decades, and the moment the MAGAts start to turn on Trump over the Epstien stuff, Metallica is suddenly anti-drone, for the first time ever.

Next you'll tell us NASCAR brought down the Berlin Wall.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Next you'll tell us NASCAR brought down the Berlin Wall.

Wenn all know that it was the Hoff who brought that wall down!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And they have expressed their concerns with the military using their music in a terroristic way. - Source

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That was twelve years ago, and "please don't use our music for torture" is the bare minimum for people who want plausible deniability without actually doing anything about the fact that people are being tortured.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm not sure what you expect from them. It should be enough that they don't want to be a part of the machine and have spoken out against being a part of that, but you want more. Perfection is the enemy of good.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Napster^TM^ is alive and well

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

Don't confuse the awesome free service that once was with the paid brand that's still around. Still funny all the effort and good-will Metallica wasted to go after one site when plenty of alternatives existed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

No, but when it came time for them to stand up for their rights, they were total dicks about it. There was a right way to handle the situation, but they chose the wrong way.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 13 hours ago

Policing the speech of other people = authoritarianism, yes.

Copyright is a government-granted (and enforced) monopoly. Under anarchy, no one would benefit from copyright protection, at least not the same way we have it now.

People could voluntarily police their own speech to stay in an association... but I don't know how/if that would scale.