I've found myself confronted by a peculiar dilemma. Typically, my superior reasoning renders the need for counsel unnecessary. Yet, in this instance, I am perplexed.
My partner declared the day a “cleaning day.” This oppressive social construct which reinforces the fetishism of cleanliness is obviously problematic on its own, but it doesn't stop there. She handed me a brush, pictured, and departed, leaving me to dwell on what just happened.
Libman
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LIB MAN
Two words that betray the very essence of my identity; I am neither a “liberal” nor a “man." What to do? How would you retaliate?
Oh, shit. Yeah!
Can't believe I forgot that!