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How does one get a job as a goon or a thug? (hexbear.net)

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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

police academy training. if you don't wash out, you moonlight off duty. if you do, you put your training on a resume and look for corporate / executive security jobs. emphasize discretion as one of your core values.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ACAB includes MAHONEEEEEEEEEYYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uycY_R0D2II

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: