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I'm a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don't see any posting on Indeed.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Well I've been looking for a new guy, tell me do you have any experience dealing with mooks, rats, or deadbeats what ain't paid their protection?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Uhhhhh, I'm good at breaking things. I could probably break a mooks head if yah want. Especially if I had a pipe or a baseball bat or somethin'.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eyyy that's what I like to hear! We'll get you out to the docks this week. And hey, don't feel too bad for yourself if, say, you got flummoxed by a vigilante throwing a coin or stone down to the other side of the hallway. Happens to one of my... associates every other week.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Don't worry boss, I'm smarter than the average goon! I don't fall for none of that stone throwing stuff. I know I gotta watch my post.

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