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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Bet that guy calls himself a Christian, so a member of a literal cult.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Can't be, he's probably allergic to the bible, since it's a book. If he open it he combusts into flames reborn a big dicked gay guy who's emissions are like that of a donkey (someone will probably get that reference)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Most of them don't read it....

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

But they'll proudly shout that it's the "MOST FAMOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST READ BOOK IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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