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[–] [email protected] 232 points 1 week ago (26 children)
[–] [email protected] 219 points 1 week ago (16 children)

A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (15 children)
[–] artocode404 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You should make a pull request and fork them yourself if you care that deeply

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep

[–] sp3ctr4l 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Write it

cut it

paste it

save it

load it

check it

quick, rewrite it

Plug it

play it

burn it

rip it

drag it

drop it

zip

unzip it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

GitHub likes girls but she knows I'd commit it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l 2 points 1 week ago

break yo mommas back

[–] Tiberus 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Will Riker enters the chat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Could be a trusty rump bone

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