Or just print the spreadsheet with the dot, so everyone is wondering why loads of blank pages are printing.
We're all sharing the same communal air? Tragedy of the commons. Someone must privatise it immediately!
Isn't facebook trying to buy a nuclear power plant?
Sharing is a type of communism, of course.
I'm sure they could have afforded an em dash.
Its a bit charitable to call fox news journalists.
This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.
Not without an e-note
A pull-request to forked your reposotory obviously.
This screenshot is old (at least 12 years).
pro tip:
"ba" + 0/0 + "a"
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The person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."
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A skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."
cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/30458353
That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.
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A photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...
That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.
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A photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...
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[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:]
All modern digital infrastructure
[The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:]
A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003
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A piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. Iβve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because Iβm not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Rayβs office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. Itβs been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050
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My PC has those π