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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

No, that wouldn't be how it would happen, he'd be hit by Israel's as he'd want to visit home first.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Nothing would make me laugh harder than Jesus Christ being Iron Domed

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