this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hippos will absolutely fuck you up, though.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yeah pic 2 is just an artistic depiction of their inner selves

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Inside all of us there are two hippos...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Hey, that's not fair, I've really been trying to lose weight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And it shows! You look like just 1.8 hippos now!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Take your upvote

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It’s like that is the hippo’s Slayer form from Baldur’s Gate 2.

But they have a Bruce-Banner-esque secret… they are always the Slayer.