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What you doin’ (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He was going to start at your asshole anyway.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Wouldn’t be the first time…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Can I shower first?