You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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You can't park there, sir (youtu.be)
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The classic

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Even the police said you can’t park your balloon there, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Becky has a thorny problem as guys keep parking in her garden (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Becky Guy, who lives on Whittlesey Road on the B1040 near Thorney, Peterborough, said over the past five years about 10 cars have crashed into her garden or her neighbour's.

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Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok (www.nrk.no)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30058107

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/30057761

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What? Is this not a reasonable place to park? (lemmy.sdf.org)
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This was posted in my cities reddit page and I figured it was too good not to share

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You can't park there mate (feddit.uk)
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Wife crashed the car again today..... She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking can of beer! Police said he can do what he likes in his own living room!

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Invading Soviet tank on a collapsed bridge, Czechoslovakia, 1968 (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29067679

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You couldn't park there mates! Bollards always win (feddit.it)
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Found here: https://bird.makeup/users/worldbollard/statuses/1916395503173963891

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I don't care if you think it's ironic or not, but you still can't park there. (lemmy.world)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28968972

Take note, if you are still struggling to figure out what irony is.

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You can't park there mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1 in Nottinghamshire

A Nottinghamshire Police officer says it "was definitely a first".

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Tha can't park theer, cock! (www.youtube.com)
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Not there, mate - push if you have to (feddit.uk)
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No parking on the motorway, mate (www.bbc.co.uk)
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With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts (www.youtube.com)
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Static caravan blocks Fen road (www.bbc.co.uk)
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Unfortunately the article does not explain how it got there as I’d really like to know. Anyway, you can’t park it there, mate.

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Albanian bridge (infosec.pub)
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https://albaniandailynews.com/news/accident-in-tirana-bus-to-remain-in-lana-river-as-sign-of-warning

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who's gonna tell em? (lemmy.sdf.org)
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guy just drove up on the curb and got out

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Mystery over upturned campervan in Brittany (www.bbc.com)
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Police are trying found out how the vehicle ended up with its bonnet in a ditch and its back in the air.

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Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights (www.bbc.co.uk)
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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/22376720

Oh well, better luck next time.

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I know it's cold out but you really can't park there mate (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Shit is a skating rink this morning

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You can't park there, mate (cdn.catsweat.com)
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I don't remember this parking test (cdn.catsweat.com)
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You can't shunt there, mate (feddit.org)
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Original (full story in German): https://feddit.org/post/5322260

Derailment during a shunting operation, caused by the driver's negligence.

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Slight Detour (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Multi track parking mate

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You can't park your van on the busway, mate (www.huntspost.co.uk)
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Source: https://www.huntspost.co.uk/news/24731480.st-ives-guided-busway-car-trap-highway-maintenance-van/

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