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Analysts are suggesting (NOT REALLY) that this bold change in foreign policy (THE US HAS NO POLICY INVOLVING THIS FAKE COUNTRY) has been motivated by perceived political instability in the country (THERE IS NO INSTABILITY, THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST) after the passing of their revolutionary leader Jimmy Buffet (JIMMY BUFFET IS NOT A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, HE IS DEAD THO).

Scientists found that the bodies of those tested each contained enough microplastics to make six toy dinosaurs, or one big dinosaur. Further testing is required to determine if other numbers of dinosaur can be created.

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Unfortunately, it has come to our attention that many users find c/fakenews to be misleading and unfunny. As such, we have renamed fakenews to "Obvious Falsehoods, Ridiculous Claims, Fibs, Lies, Goofs, Gaffes, Gambits and Whatnot". While this does not solve the issue of posts being misleading, it does at least ensure the comm name is just as unfunny as the average post. Now users can post in peace about Danny Devito partying with twinks or Jake Paul doing some random shit, knowing that the comedic jab of the post will be followed up by the title's wordy, humourless left hook.

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The controversial rapper told tmz, "I wanted a name that represents who I am, I'm Jesus, Yezsus, and I'm a nazi, so, KKKrist - gotta rep the KKK". On working with legendary martial artist and actor Seagal, "so the album is going to be called 'Sieg Heils From The Goon Cave', Steven had an album called Songs From The Crystal Cave, and I loved that shit, me want the punani goes hard".

Trump also chimed in on truthsocial "Yezsus Christ is a bright young man who speaks for the people, unlike the racist, fascist, and ugly demoCRATS. I expect him to do great things for this country, much like Hitler did, MAGA!"

During trade discussions in China, President Trump allegedly was told that centrally planned state owned businesses are less wasteful than privately owned corporations. In a post on Truth Social, the president called corporate inefficiencies "concerning" and suggested DOGE look into a "fix" for this problem, claiming it could save "trillions" for the US military.

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The company, Weird AI, refused to respond when asked for comment.