badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I am looking for a [she/her, comrade/comrade she/her, it/its she/her, they/them] willing to call out Zohran as the capitulator that he is. I play tic-tac-toe with Joe Biden every week, hoping to get good enough to punish him for his centrist play-style. The only theory I read was Bukharin and Trotsky so I can properly describe how Stalin was a flip-flopping centrist. And I am still trying to find a way to organize in Wisconsin, while rightly denouncing the Sewer Socialists as reactionary.

I am tired of Dheng Xiaoping, I like Piña Coladas and Supporting Castro in the rain. I am the niche tendency you hoped for come with me and escape to the autonomous region of Antarctica.

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[Natalie Wynn]

"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of Genocide is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

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When a liberal is abused, he says, ‘Thank God they didn’t beat me.’ When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn’t kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay.

(Liberals and their own gov't)

The Government’s Falsification of the Duma and the Tasks of the Social-Democrats

Now in the West, they'd blame China while they die.

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(Asking for a friend)

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"She said I was handsome" headass thats-why-im-confused

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VLC media player is always there for you. Windows Video can't open a .mov file? VLC. Want to watch a ripped DVD? VLC. Music, images, file conversions, streaming, audio, subtitles? VLC.

And you can get it on every device you need.

Get a new computer and want to run with the defaults for a bit? That's fine, but who do you always go back to? VLC doesn't care if you run with another program for a while. Not in the sense that it doesn't care about you, but more it knows you need space to try something new sometimes, and it's always ready for you to come back.

VLC also never asks anything of you. No dontations, no signups, maybe it needs an update every now and then, that's all.

VLC is just always there. It thinks it's in the background, but I notice its hard work. VLC is like the Garrus of media players. It was always there for you, and when you get your heart broken by another program, it's still there. Because it was always there for you.

In so many words, what I'm trying to say is; I want to ***** that traffic cone **** my *****.

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Are you a Jesusist or are you an Abrahamist-Isaacist-Israelist with Moses characteristics?

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Discuss

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Every morning when I wake up I got burger on my mind

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groudon will stop americas dangerous weather phenomenons

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WHY IS GOLDBERG ON THE SAME LINE THE WAR ROOM LI-

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in this thread, we show love and positivity to my alt accounts

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I'm as progressive a drumpf hater as they come. I feel for all those be oppressed by the new presidency. But I was talking to someone from .ml today. Just because I rent out several properties, they called me a land-leach and hoped that a Maoist revolution would sweep my income away. This is intolerable.

Fellow no kings brethren, what is to be done about the auth left????

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I blearily open my eyes at 4:55am, after snoozing 25 minutes of alarms. I still ache from yesterday’s labour, so I crack as many bones in my body as I can before dragging myself out of bed. I have just enough time to boil the kettle and prepare a tea. My thermos will keep it too hot to drink until I arrive at work, defeating the purpose of preparing it. I sometimes forget to brush my teeth or take my antidepressant medication, despite leaving both medication and teeth cleaning implements in highly visible locations. I keep a strongly minted gum in my work locker for this reason. As I make it to the bus stop, I stand in the cold for several minutes and wonder why I ever quit smoking cigarettes.

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What should I do?

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The richest man on earth who's dipping his feet into politics is t-minus probably 48 hours away from tweeting out the 14 words.

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You cannot criticise the Great Leader or else you get thrown in a can

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When going through TSA, passengers will soon be allowed to "self scan" their luggage, and determine by themselves if their bags contain any explosives or firearms.

Critics are praising this announcement as another genius way to reduce government inefficiency and spending

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90% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big

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