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[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago (10 children)

Is there an author that writes like this? I would like to read an entire book of this.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Can’t wait for the next incident where a chatbot gives out wrong info and they get taken to court like the Air Canada case.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

As a non JS dev 15/28 by asking myself “what is the the most non-intuitive/inconsistent behaviour for this API to have?” ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I promise to use it for good. And some evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

When doing SEAF artillery, gather the shells first so you know what you have and then turn on the console. Load them in the order you want them typically mini nuke > high ex > ex > napalm > static field > smoke.

When calling in supply, try to do so where it’s naturally where everyone is going to group up like on an objective or if you’re the first guy in line on the way to the next objective so people don’t have to run back.

If you’re split into two groups, try to ping the other teams guy to call in the reinforce before you call in someone away from their support weapons.

Sentries are better on high ground if available.

If shit is hitting the fan, anyone’s support weapons are up for grabs just give them back after.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

With a toddler that has access to nuclear weapons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

A 1-indexed array to the head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

“Spread eagle pussy” with safe search on?

 

The only known instance of a naturally occurring fission reaction was discovered at the Oklo mine in the 1970’s. A discrepancy in the ^235^U concentrations had to be explained to ensure that none of the uranium was being diverted for weapons production.

 

Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/33465449

Since the ordeal, more than $14,000 has been raised for the Cazuelas Mexican Cantina server, while the woman who left the message has allegedly lost her job

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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