zifnab25
joined 5 years ago
They'd just find another guy to villainize. Probably a foreigner like Xi or Putin or Generic Hamas Guy.
By dying, Trump would transend his petty mortal form and slough off the frailty and sin inherent to a simple alienated human.
He will rejoin the cosmic flow of existence and enter into communion with all other once-living things, to be cleansed of earthly transgression and to assume a new and more holy form. No longer a humble ape, obsessed with social status or horded wealth, he will see with the eyes of a thousand ancestors and know the oneness that mortal life denied him.
In that sense, isn't hoping he kicks it just another way of saying you support Trump?
Checkmate, Hexbear
If leftists ran the country, Trump never would have been elected President. He would have been assigned the job of co-hosting award shows with Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers, until he OD'd on cocaine in the late 90s.
He and Chris Farley would have dueling eulogies.
Where even is this?
Having the enormous brass balls to say "you've destroyed your reputation by mentioning that your parents were in the Holocaust" in the defense of Israel is such a fucking trip.
It's a book, but the main character of "The Verifiers" by Jane Pek is a cyclist.
Top Minds.
Also, I gotta say those pictures look AI generated.
Trump will do the bloodbath rudely
Love the idea that the way Putin maintains power is by having a guy make up election results by hand
Putin is deeply unpopular. Also everyone in Russia is brainwashed. Also the election numbers are made up by a fake guy doing fake things. Also there's going to be a huge Navalny protest vote and only I can tell you what it is. Also Russians are naturally evil because they support Putin.
Ronald Reagan: "I'm going to de-unionize the FAA by firing every single member and forcing them to reapply for their old jobs or GTFO."
Joe Biden: "Hey, Jack! I heard you filed for a union election! I'm going to blog about it, as the most pro-union president in American history!"
The two genders.