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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

No, because they'll just tune this bit out and insist Trump is the only one strong enough to beat Hamas.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Trump: "Damn, this looks really bad. My political instincts are telling me people would like it if I said war was bad."

Liberals: "We must do the opposite of anything Trump says, so I guess now we're all just openly thirsting for genocide."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why ancient cities reliant on camel based trade would make camel travel a huge pain in the ass I have no idea

A pedestrian gate specifically designed to be too small to admit livestock has both general traffic and military applications.

But I've also heard "camel" meant "camel hair rope" and a few other variants. The core message remains "obnoxiously difficult" and anyone suggesting otherwise is lying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Honestly, it's a bit of a confusing verse

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Training my AI to sort the lazy cops from the sadistic ones.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't just break ground without engaging in perverious degrees of animal cruelty to fulfill a 2000 year old writer's S&M fetish.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Star Trek was never actually that good.

People are just upset that TV isn't as Utopian in 2024 as it was in 1966.

Edit: phoenix-evidence

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fucking winning question was the names of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

That's insulting easy.

I was the only diehard TMNT fan in my tiny 6th grade class

How do I reach these kids!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Mr. Prime Minister, sir! The unions are striking! Wipe off that blackface, and get to the strikebreaking room! Your people need you!"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

https://www.saveourschoolsmarch.org/what-countries-have-a-pledge-of-allegiance-in-schools/

Philippines, Singapore, India, Nigeria, Indonesia, and Japan all have in-school pledges.

I think the impact of the pledges are heavily overstated, particularly as kids get older and begin to naturally rebel. Sort of like how D.A.R.E. was a failure, in large part because it was quickly apparent to a lot of teenagers that this stuff was inflated bullshit. The real value, I think (much like with DARE), is in identifying certain kids who are outwardly rebellious and singling them out for punishment. Pledges become a litmus test for general obedience.

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