z500

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At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

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Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

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That's because he's looking at you and seeing a giant mouse

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Tasty, chewy eyes

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I seen't it

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Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

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Sit down on the
Biobed, so I can
Split you in half

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Except in Nebraska!

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