z500

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It is nearly Friday, my dudes.

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No kidding, sometimes I have to take a napkin and wipe most of it off. Really excessive.

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...said someone who lives less than an hour's walk away from anything worth walking to

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Better than "you'll"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well there goes my dream of quitting my job and living in a towel fort at Bed Bath and Beyond

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Improvised pipe phone

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I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

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Lord Chainsawhead

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