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When you do too much salvia

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I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

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The Shocking True Story of the Boy Whose Exploits Panicked a Nation

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OP I think you're in danger

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From now on I'm calling seltzer water spoiled water

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When you go over to a baker's house and he "glazes" your "donut"

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English is becoming polysynthetic and I am here for it

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If it's hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O'Brien is mad at the Cardassians

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N-O-B-O-D-Y...

Wait, that's not how you spell "never"

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How are you supposed to be upfront about something like that without coming off as rude?

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