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It's real

TFW a passenger turns up the radio to cover a fart

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

Illuminati confirmed

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You bloody bastard!

Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

One time I smoked just a little to see how it would feel. I tripped the fuck out for like 5 seconds.

This guy's taking Kamin off the grid!