yuri

shit-flipper-insatiable they used to call me

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

oh my god i would’ve flipped my shit.

distributed evenly between the remaining rooms

the only decision that matters in the entire franchise is whether or not you hug da Vinci in the second game. that’s where player-choice peaked for assassin’s creed and i will not compromise on this.

oh jeeze egg on my face for not recognizing it!

make it so you shoot them out with a gun

all👏genitals👏are👏equally👏fantastic👏

paid for by the pansexual gang

wait how tho?

same boat bae

at the same time tho, this is legitimately the worst thing i’ve seen/heard about him. i wouldn’t be surprised if he was currently being groomed for a presidential run fucken 4 years from now.