For anyone else wondering what a "MENSA" member is:
Mensa International is the largest and oldest high-IQ society in the world.[3][4][5] It is a non-profit organization open to people who score at the 98th percentile or higher on a standardised, supervised IQ or other approved intelligence test.
I was already questioning why school/university cafeteria staff should get any benefits that aren't present in other jobs.
It's literally the exact opposite. This guy isn't a ghost. He's a fucking beacon.
Want to be as stealthy as possible? Then be as "normal" as possible. Use only corporate social media and use it frequently. Pay for Adobe Reader. Engage in celebrity gossip and drama.
And then, once you have manufactured this persona, you can actually remain hidden from surveillance and do whatever you want to remain hidden.