whereBeWaldo

My ass ain't even defending my thesis so It'd be uncouth of me to expect that

99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big

Its already the norm though, I've always heard the term porn star, the others I've been only hearing since a year or two. Albeit I don't live in an english speaking country.

When a trillion dollars a year doesn't commit enough warcrimes :(

Do these still exist? Its been so long since I've used a computer without an adblocker

I am legit curious if this thing has ever worked in the history of mankind, you'd assume someone has cracked the code for there to be this many bullshit out there

I feel bad for his stomach, you know those mfers are swimming in that milk

I love how they always reference some shit as if they know anything about law

Boy do I love the cap snapping back to its place while trying to pour something. I just rip them off when I open the bottle now.

Hey I mean if you invested in a gun instead of supplying the needs of your family you'd also be looking for an opportunity to blast the damn thing

Damn you got me, was hoping no one mentioned the immortal jellyfishes. Though if you think about it eventually when the planet dies they'll die as well

They don't breathe oxygen and still die though