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I promise I’m not AI when I test this out:

Beep boop bop—I’m a computer!

Regular dash: -

Em dash: —

(Apparently you can also hold the dash key down and it will give you a couple of different dash options and also a dot)

As a bi man, I’m also weak for it and also like iced pumpkin spice lattes.

Monkeys, for sure.

Resident Evil takes place in 1998, and apparently the average cost was $1.06 per gallon at the time. Obviously, they just put the average price on the sign rather than deviating from it a little bit for realism, but it does look fairly accurate. Apparently it was $1.23 the year before and $1.17 the year after so it wasn’t always that nice.

Jefferson Airplane- Wooden Ships

Ghost- If You Have Ghosts

I would have made the mirror shades a little bigger and more angled but also clearly embedded in her face, and the mirror surface look a lot nicer. The key is that the shades should completely obscure any facial expressions she would be making around her eyes in order to look cold. I’d also make her hair darker, but maybe in an unnatural shade of blue-black.

The pasta scene is what happens when you take your kids to a nice restaurant.

Unfortunately, I was that kid before.

Probably something like a “ground beef, cheese, tomato and lettuce flatbread sandwich with a drizzle of tomato based sauce.” Which is folded like a taco and looks exactly like a taco, but is definitely not a taco.

I left briefly to go on Kbin.social first, but went back to Reddit when the instance got flooded with spam and then started to go down more often than not. I had fun customizing how my communities/magazines looked when I was on there.

After the stupid decisions like making upvotes bannable which have worse implications longterm, I went back to the Fediverse. I decided just change instances if shit hits the fan instead of allowing myself to get back into Reddit. It sucks because I’ve used Reddit since around 2010. That being said, Lemmy feels more like how Reddit used to when I started using it.

Ok, so they do actually have economic advisors helping them and….oh? They talk like they don’t understand how tariffs work either? Hm.

People should leave through Mexico or Canada depending on which is closest and fly to Europe from there. Not just in an emergency or if you’re afraid of getting your passport taken. I don’t trust American airspace at all anymore just because of how many air traffic controllers have been fired.

I really don’t understand the people who say a human can’t walk like Bigfoot. To be fair, I come from a pretty flexible family who can walk even weirder than that.

I’m not sure if we actually have Ehlers-Danlos but it’s a common joke in my family that we all might. (I personally think it’s because autism runs hard in the family and autistic people have higher rates of hypermobility than the rest of the population)

Which is to say that my weird flexible autistic family could all probably impersonate Bigfoot pretty easily.