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That technically wasn't pineapple on a burger... It was a pineapple burger. As in, the slice of pineapple replaced the beef patty.

High school requires at least a second language class to graduate, I believe. Most people take French as it's the "default" one that all schools offer, but my school also had Spanish, Mandarin, and Japanese, iirc. But that was decades ago.

A good case makes phones much more comfortable to hold. Modern phones seem to be aiming for maximum slipperiness and sharp corners because it looks "premium"

How does she manage to destroy cases so quickly? Does she chew them or something? Are you sure your daughter isn't a dog?

Not really, you would need multiple cameras from multiple perspectives to do the same thing regardless. There is no camera of any quality that can take a picture from 5 feet to the left of where it's sitting.

The Matrix originally did this to get that crazy frozen-in-the-air spin shot. Bullet time was revolutionary and everyone was copying them for ages...

Actually the main issue is men aren't taught how to provide emotional support. I have difficulty with it myself. Heck, I think half of men can barely handle their own emotions properly, much less someone else's.

Men are there for their bros. But generally men expect their bros to ask for more physical support. Lend a tool, some muscle, use their car, help them carry furniture, lend some cash. Men will be perfectly ok to help a bro out at the drop of a hat for things like that.

But ask how to figure out how to get over a relationship? Uhhh...

It's less the issue of opening the door, and more the problem of having a fucking nutjob running around inside your plane

I don't see a "no parking" sign

Safety standards? Sounds like anti-profit standards! Guess who DOGE is cutting next!

That threshold is apparently "reality and facts"

Hey guys, I think I saw some things that have, like, fangs and horns and stuff. Do you... Do you think there might be demons? In a DOOM game?