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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (19 children)

I too have developed into a very politically correct person with lemmy, I kinda miss being able to make gay jokes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

With a cup, you can take it home with you and put it in the freezer and save it for later if you want.

This is on the verge of psychopathy but you get my upvote for sure.

Man, your freezer is like -18°C, gelateria ice cream is way warmer. You would so ruin ice cream by putting it in your freezer. Also why would you even do that?! If you want ice cream at home go buy it in the store, that stuff is made for long term storage. Eat it later my ass.

I theoretically agree with you because I don't like to eat cones but I also like the aesthetics more, it's at least a trash free option, and you can push a stroller/hold your toddler etc with a cone in your hand. But we are talking about eating the ice cream outside. I literally live across an amazing gelateria and never have I ever considered taking that ice cream home like a maniac. I'd rather stand outside my apartment and finish that ice cream than taking it inside.

Have my upvote, you deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting. Their la rosetta pizza has beef, arugula and parmesan as toppings btw.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Thank god toddler pee has surface tension.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

We actually made them once. Was rather meh. There's also not enough Türkisches Haschisch to have any kind of effect.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In German, rosetta is a slang for butthole and whenever I hear Rosetta Stone I imagine a kidney stone trapped in an anus.

My favorite pizzeria is also called rosetta and it grosses me out but I have accepted that them stamping every pizza with their butthole is justified if it makes that good of a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

For real man, kids make you... forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I'm not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I'm gonna find a job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Serious question: How does a trial separation work with a child? I remember having a divorce scare when I was little and it still haunts me. I can't imagine telling my kid "well we are separated now because we want to try out how it would be if we divorced" and letting it live through that limbo of uncertainty. Even if we get back together - that will they won't they seems to be too much to bear for a child. We are always told to be clear and consistent with our kids and this is definitely the opposite of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa ok I didn't know that. Ever since that guy with the moving breast muscles came forward I assumed it's a legit diagnosis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It is very vain. They just assume that their taste is superior hence the best has "very good taste" because it's their taste. Pfff.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It looks like jellycat

Edit: yeah it is, it's their "sky dragon". I love their marine and veggie stuff.

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