uservoid1

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Err... how sweet

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”

Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you're going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄



FU AI, FU linkedin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Instead of using the ejection handle the pilot pulled the other handle.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Universe is busy.
The universe is busy waiting for the user to lose virginity. You can wait and see if it disappear, or you can restart your universe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Sneaky creatures roaming from port to port unnoticed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

39 sq km lot for $4,700 in a habitable part of Florida sounds like a good bargain, nothing to be suspicious about.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

I was about to say that in the 40s and 50s someone ~~probably~~ taste it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sir/Madam, I'm thirsty and in the water vending port, now do your part and water me!

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

Yes Gollum, eat your apple

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your printer is low on miaowgenta.


Yey for Emma!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Do you vacuum them one by one? Must take quite the time

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Eat to live (viruscomix.com)
 

Source: https://viruscomix.com/eattolive.html by "Rex" January 2011 as mentioned here

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Jedi (static.explosm.net)
 
 

Source Chris Baker on flickr

 
 

"When aliens land in the town of Speelburgh searching for the source of rock ‘n’ roll, they find trouble with pop stars Dee Dee, Frankie, and the pack."

Starring: Pia Zadora, Craig Sheffer, Tom Nolan

imdb wikipedia tubitv

A really shitty movie with awesome 80s music. It's actually a series of music clips with bad link sections / puns.

Stovitz: This could be a very lustful, degenerative, dirty mission... and very dangerous. Allow me to volunteer!

 

Or the army has started a sponsorship program

 

I'm using the web UI, whenever I visit a thread the server "remember" it and mark it specially when new comments are added. Like this:

Is there a way to disable this behaviour, marking the whole thread as unread? Better if it can be done to a given post.

 

Syrian Rebel forces using a homemade pirate cannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5DJbPgrGWs

This shit is terrifying both on the operator side and the "receiving" side

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