tryitout

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San Diego’s highest paid city employees? Cops racking up overtime and earning over $400,000 in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

Now do California Highway Patrol.

'Is that a threat?' Trump stuns observers with comment about Harris voter 'getting hurt' in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Split personality Batman who hates the rich would be amazing.

[Serious] What should every young person do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 19 points 10 months ago

Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

[Serious] What should every young person do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Don't use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.

Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking

[Serious] What should every young person do? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

My eyes and attention are for me to waste, they are not for ads. in c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 14 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

My eyes and attention are for me to waste, they are not for ads. in c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 36 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

Almost there... in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just like there's a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It's also equipped with a full-service bidet.

Scientists are drilling into the ocean's 'Lost City' to find the origins of life — take a look in c/science@lemmy.world
Sitting in cars as a pasttime in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 21 points 10 months ago

I see this a lot too. Based on where I live, I've assumed it's bc there are too many people living in the house and they need some peace and quiet and/or talk on the phone in private. It's common to see 6+ cars in front of 3 bedroom houses here, housing prices being what they are.

Toot toot in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 5 points 10 months ago

Thanks to the third toot.

The overshoot myth: you can’t keep burning fossil fuels and expect scientists of the future to get us back to 1.5°C in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] tryitout@infosec.pub 10 points 10 months ago

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