toxoplasma0gondii

I had enough nice bread go bad to come up with a strategy.

Freeze half the loaf if you can. With a Toaster you can defreeze and toast at the same time. For my toaster i vary between full blast for whole grain like spelt or rye and mid/high for softer types like multigrain with more wheat, may even go lower on those soulless wheat loafs that don't taste like anything except empty calories. Leave the rest out and it will be ready to eat the other day or next meal. I mean, the bread is stale by day 2-3 anyway so toasting it is kind of a no brainer for me.

I understand these as. "Expect unexpected shit from me at all times."

They might be extremly sleep deprived and are forced to drive somewhere regardless (baby sick or something) or might be wrestling with a toddler and a bottle of mistery Liquid he just found somewhere on the backseat. Might also get projectile vomited at right at the moment. Both not ideal driving conditions but sometimes you gotta do shit and be somewhere, even if you really should not drive there yourself.

I take these as a fair warning to be extra alert around these vehicles. Source: have a toddler myself.

Honestly: the medium does not matter all that much imho. The one person in the conversation not being able to get their shit together is the problem. If everyone involved can communicate what they want to get done by when and what i have to do with it, im fine with a phonecall. Im even willing to summarize it via text afterwards if i don't have to be the fucking rubber ducky again. Ugh.

Im glad this was not one of those weird items that everyone lost their minds over unnecessarily.

I mean, there were times without these mondern diapers. If you have a baby you will have plenty of different cloths that you can use as a diaper if necessary. Just like your able to get clean down there without TP. Bizzare times indeed.

Random bonus fact: Back then many Babies were potty trained by the time they were one year old just because its more work to diaper your child up with cloth diapers and clean them after use.

Or were mediocre to begin with. Thats why they performed good for a wide viewer base that does not care about "good" as long as it entertains enough to be distracting.

That guy has the thickest accent, which makes the song even funnier to me

ITs A MeLt [insert spongebob chicken meme here]

Might be the wrong kind then.

Thats right, its edible. But how do i tell my toddler to only eat fresh cat food and not the leftovers of the cats straight out of their bowl that were laying around all morning? And i need you to tell the cats that they will need to share from now on. I certainly wont be that brave.

Uh, someone needs to generate a picture of copilot wearing clippys face badly stapeled to his face like some killer or something.

Thats what i thought too. So i let my boy get some fresh cat food before the cats ate and guess what? Its not as bad tasting as i thoughts as he still tries to eat it all the time. On the other hand he frequently still munches on some sand from time to time so why would i expect anything else?

Unfortunately, this awesome scent fades way to fast... After that it can only go downhill :D