this_1_is_mine

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Get rid of the chicken tax do a fucking good thing you hot stack of golden sprayed shit.....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Being the one who emptied the entirely overfilled sharpener..... Taking a good solid 4 whacks on the bin to get it to clear out enough you could just shake the rest out ..... Totally not getting stared down the whole time by literally everyone in the room... During the totally exaggerated 3 minute long shake out. Then proceed to sharpen pencil. Don't forget to empty the sharpener again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Isn't his hiring dei?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have they got the loop long enough you don't end up I. A traffic jam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm just hoping they don't have to tow anything....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Why does it look like he's looking at that child like a piece of meat....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Take and fold lengthwise in half twice. Hold both ends and the give it 3to 5 twists so it now looks like a twizzler now ball it up and jam it somewhere as long as its some where tight. It won't tangle cause it already is. When you ready for them just pull them out they will untwist themselves generally.

It doesn't need to be tightly twisted just enough to hold it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Its rough on rats in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wanna know how to jam a set of headphones in any pocket or purse and not have them tangle? I'm not giving the way unless someone asks for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

job security.... hows the health plan?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah have you seen lithium mining...... You think Exxon will do it safely? Cleanly?.....

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