The MussoliniPad, doesn’t get WiFi at gas stations
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I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount
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PATRIOTIC bloatware with Mahjong
Lee Greenwood and Kid Rock ringtones
“Starlink GPS” on the box but it’s hastily scratched out in tear-stained whiteboard marker
Switzerland. Square as hell.
In Northern California, we had 767-####. Literally any four numbers you like. Easiest to remember was 767-2676 (POPCORN) and it would give you the exact time of day. Interesting history.
Academically, that’s called “reading diagonally”
Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.
Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek
“Got a loisence for that weeb shite guv’nor”
n+1 is a great publication, I highly recommend it.
The preferred nomenclature is “Mr. Hands’d”
It’s like a skin disease you put in milk
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In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better