the_seven_sins

Ever wondered why ${insert_proprietary_software_here} takes so long to boot?

Lehrerys

Tja, dass müssen wir wohl leider bei der Sprachpolizei melden.

The mods are working 'for their community'. It's just that that's happening on a profit companys platform.

Having USB-C PD on a Shaver would be nice, but also costly as it would require the Shaver to 'ask' the power supply for power. And they probably gonna save a penny there.

The fact that the platform is used by right wing extremists and for gay furry porn is kinda remarkable.

Vielleicht gehen die Leute mit der Skinny-Jogginghose damit ja gerade zum Joggen?

There are stories from horses bringing home their drunk, sleeping 'drivers' because they knew their way home.

I’d guess there were less alcohol related accidents..?

Ihr glaubt gar nicht, was hier los war, als irgendjemand aus meiner Zehntausend-Einwohner-Stadt bei irgendeiner dieser Carstingshows bei RTL teilgenommen hat.

Depending on how radioactive the battery in your pocket is, that’s not hard.

... und lassen Sie es wie einen Unfall aussehen!