Ben bir ceviz ağacıyım Gülhane Parkı'nda.
Ne sen bunun farkındasın, ne polis farkında.
Translation:
I am an old Walnut tree in Gülhane Park (Istanbul)
Neither you are aware of this, nor the police
Source:
- Nazım Hikmet - Ceviz Ağacı (written in prison)
- Used as lyrics to a song by Anatollian Rock Legend Cem Karaca (often used in protests)
It is illuminating that the problem isn't actually wanting to drink whilst driving, but just to pass the time faster when commuting home. The problem is how Americans have designed their cities, not drinking.
Edit: People, not Americans. Freudian slip.